By Amanda Kooser,
Valentine’s Day is fast approaching. For many, Feb. 14 is a day to express love and caring for a partner. For others, it’s a day to stew over relationships that didn’t work out. If you’re in the latter category, then you might enjoy finding a way to insult your ex while also supporting a zoo.
Many zoos offer love-themed programs for Valentine’s Day. My local aquarium, for example, hosts a “That’s A Moray!” sea-themed event for adults on the romantic rituals of aquatic animals. That might be too sappy for some, especially anyone dealing with a recent heartbreak. So how about “Doo Some Good” or “Cry Me a Cockroach” instead?
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SAN ANTONIO ZOO
The San Antonio Zoo’s Cry Me a Cockroach fundraiser is for adults 18 and over. You can choose from veggies ($5), a cockroach ($10) or a rodent ($25) and have it symbolically named for your ex and fed to a zoo resident. In return, you get a digital Valentine’s card and the grim satisfaction of knowing your ex’s name was consumed by a hungry snake, porcupine, kangaroo or bird. The rodents are pre-frozen and the live roaches are sourced from professional breeders.
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